Television

 

Monday 30 December

 

Lots of plots and lots

Of wives. Eastenders Ian

Will always survive.

 

Tuesday 31 December

 

Dream catchers catch beams

With streams of wishes (they're, um,

Satellite dishes)

 

Wednesday 1 January

 

TV cooks with looks

And books improve the food - but

Gordon can be rude!

 

Thursday 2 January

 

Repair Shop heirlooms

Tattered and torn, restored to

Children and re-born

 

Friday 3 January

 

Gail, we're sorry that

You've left Corrie. Fifty years

Of tears, fears and ... cheers!!

 

Next week's theme:  Winter