Television
Monday 30 December
Lots of plots and lots
Of wives. Eastenders Ian
Will always survive.
Tuesday 31 December
Dream catchers catch beams
With streams of wishes (they're, um,
Satellite dishes)
Wednesday 1 January
TV cooks with looks
And books improve the food - but
Gordon can be rude!
Thursday 2 January
Repair Shop heirlooms
Tattered and torn, restored to
Children and re-born
Friday 3 January
Gail, we're sorry that
You've left Corrie. Fifty years
Of tears, fears and ... cheers!!
Next week's theme: Winter