Monday 24 February

 

Phil the Pharmacist

With charm assists with pills

And payments at the tills

 

Tuesday 25 February

 

Doctor Foster went

To Costa (got her boss to

Cover the roster)

 

Wednesday 26 February

 

Gill drills and fills as

Beneath her eyes their wide mouths

Lie anaesthetized

 

Thursday 27 February

 

Legal eagles soar.

Legal beagles pore. Seagulls?

They’re above the law.

 

Friday 28 February

 

Short cuts, close shaves, clips

Round the ear, but do not fear,

It’s haircuts at Dave’s.