Monday 9 December

 

She loves and wants to

Be with Phil. But not when the

Reds have lost 5-0 

 

Tuesday 10 December

 

Jeff The Ref is deaf

To unjust fans who stand and

Yell. And just as well.

 

Wednesday 11 December

 

Football's coming home.

Again. But first decides to

Holiday in Spain.

 

Thursday 12 December

 

Party boy (5) scores

Winning goal. A piece of cake?

Happy Birthday, mate!

 

Friday 13 December

 

Banter and babble's

Sudden urge to surge into

Glorious chorus