Monday 2 December

 

She seeks chic in sleek

Boutiques, but finds successes

In M&Ses

 

Tuesday 3 December

 

Bob will save a job

For he'll not scan, but use the

Friendly checkout man

 

Wednesday 4 December

 

Open, clean, public

WC. The apex

Of society.

 

Thursday 5 December

 

Would be hostesses

Try dresses in fitting room

Wriggles and giggles

 

Friday 6 December

 

In Next, sorely vexed.

In the polo necks ... his ex!

Oh heck. Hit the deck.